there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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