You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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