If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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