used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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