Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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