You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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