there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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