How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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