im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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