I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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