i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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