The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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