No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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