Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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