Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
