guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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