and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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