I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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