I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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