Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
third nipple confirmed
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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