I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Randomize
