i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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