i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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