quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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