Dual....:-)
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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