I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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