All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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