The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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