Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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