just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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