So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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