Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
