question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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