it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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