The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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