Pappa wants mamma naked
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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