Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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