I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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