I must be too annoying 4 u.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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