I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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