white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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