Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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