What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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