Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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