Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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