problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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