And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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