just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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