Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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