Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
time to smoke my breakfast
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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